6:45 AM *harp music* Don’t be fooled. I’m not in heaven. My phone’s alarm is going off. Apparently I made the executive decision last night to not shower today. That makes day two.  If I had chosen to shower it would be 6:30 AM. Breakfast, ponytail and I’m out the door. 7:19 AM F*CKKKKKK I’m supposed to be … More A Day in the Life of an Auxiliar